I was talking to my best friend the other day, and despite the number of good things we spoke, I couldnt help noticing how many times we swore aka used the word Fuck.Incidentally, in an Indian society, profanity is not understood.Its unholy to use them.By this post what i wanna achieve is to undo the relegation one puts on this woderful word..so here we go!
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word referred to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from German ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
That's the little badge my classmate gifted me a couple of days ago. Do you:
1. Agree, f**k yeah.
2. Disagree, what is happening to the purity of language.
3. WTF?!
Now some facts -- powered by Wikipedia of course:
1. F**k can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, or interjection and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence.
2. Study of the attitudes of the British public found that f**k was considered the third most severe profanity and its derivative motherf**ker second. C**nt was considered the most severe.
3. Some have argued that the prolific usage of the word f**k has de-vulgarized it.
4. F**k... may be common in informal and domestic situations. (!)
5. The Canadian Press now considers f**k to be commonplace and has added usage advice to the Canadian Press Caps and Spelling guide.
If Wikipedia doesnt satisfy the schmorgusboard of doubts that reign in your mind, to whether you should follow the generation today to use the word, let me give you a one on one to the usage of the world.If Wren and Martin were alive, they would indeed be so proud of me, and congratulate me for the efforts that I ve made in deriving the entymology of this hallowed yet misunderstood word
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as... Jason's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb... Priyanka talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective... Shruti is fucking beautiful.
As a noun... I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word... absofuckinglutely , infuckingcredible or fanfuckintastic
And as almost every word in a sentence... Fuck the fucking motherfuckers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Dismay: Oh! Fuck it.
Aggression: Fuck You.
Command: Go fuck Yourself.
Incompetence: He's a fuckup.
Ignorance: He's a fucking jerk.
Trouble: I guess I'm fucked now.
Confusion: What the fuck...
Despair: Fucked again.
Philosophical: Who gives a fuck?
Denial: I didn't fucking do it.
Rebellion: Fuck the world.
Annoyance: Don't fuck with me.
Encouragement: Keep on fucking.
Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking business!
Ugliness: You are a dumb looking fuck.
Benevolence: Don't do me any fucking favors.
Greetings: How the fuck are ya?
Resignation: Oh, fuck it!
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Lost: Where the fuck are we?
Disbelief: UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!
Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
Apathy: .Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?
Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
Panic: Let's get the fuck out of here.
It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal: "Motherfucker."
Now just imagine how conveniently one lined the lives of these personalities would have been if they had access to this wondrous word.
“What the Fuck do you mean, we are sinking?” – Capt. E.J. Smith of Titanic
“What the Fuck was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshima
“Any Fucking idoit could understand that.” – Einstein
“It does so Fucking look like her!” – Picasso
“How the Fuck did you work that out?” – Pythagoras
“You want WHAT on the Fuckin ceiling?” – Michelangelo
“Scattered Fuckin showers, my ass!” – Noah
“Aw c’mon. Who the Fuck is going to find out?” – Bill Clinton
“Geez, I didn’t think the US'd get this Fucking mad.” – Saddam Hussein
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word referred to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from German ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
That's the little badge my classmate gifted me a couple of days ago. Do you:
1. Agree, f**k yeah.
2. Disagree, what is happening to the purity of language.
3. WTF?!
Now some facts -- powered by Wikipedia of course:
1. F**k can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, or interjection and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence.
2. Study of the attitudes of the British public found that f**k was considered the third most severe profanity and its derivative motherf**ker second. C**nt was considered the most severe.
3. Some have argued that the prolific usage of the word f**k has de-vulgarized it.
4. F**k... may be common in informal and domestic situations. (!)
5. The Canadian Press now considers f**k to be commonplace and has added usage advice to the Canadian Press Caps and Spelling guide.
If Wikipedia doesnt satisfy the schmorgusboard of doubts that reign in your mind, to whether you should follow the generation today to use the word, let me give you a one on one to the usage of the world.If Wren and Martin were alive, they would indeed be so proud of me, and congratulate me for the efforts that I ve made in deriving the entymology of this hallowed yet misunderstood word
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as... Jason's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb... Priyanka talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective... Shruti is fucking beautiful.
As a noun... I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word... absofuckinglutely , infuckingcredible or fanfuckintastic
And as almost every word in a sentence... Fuck the fucking motherfuckers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Dismay: Oh! Fuck it.
Aggression: Fuck You.
Command: Go fuck Yourself.
Incompetence: He's a fuckup.
Ignorance: He's a fucking jerk.
Trouble: I guess I'm fucked now.
Confusion: What the fuck...
Despair: Fucked again.
Philosophical: Who gives a fuck?
Denial: I didn't fucking do it.
Rebellion: Fuck the world.
Annoyance: Don't fuck with me.
Encouragement: Keep on fucking.
Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking business!
Ugliness: You are a dumb looking fuck.
Benevolence: Don't do me any fucking favors.
Greetings: How the fuck are ya?
Resignation: Oh, fuck it!
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Lost: Where the fuck are we?
Disbelief: UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!
Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
Apathy: .Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?
Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
Panic: Let's get the fuck out of here.
It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal: "Motherfucker."
Now just imagine how conveniently one lined the lives of these personalities would have been if they had access to this wondrous word.
“What the Fuck do you mean, we are sinking?” – Capt. E.J. Smith of Titanic
“What the Fuck was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshima
“Any Fucking idoit could understand that.” – Einstein
“It does so Fucking look like her!” – Picasso
“How the Fuck did you work that out?” – Pythagoras
“You want WHAT on the Fuckin ceiling?” – Michelangelo
“Scattered Fuckin showers, my ass!” – Noah
“Aw c’mon. Who the Fuck is going to find out?” – Bill Clinton
“Geez, I didn’t think the US'd get this Fucking mad.” – Saddam Hussein
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
