Bulletproof Punk



Some of those inevitable, ironically plausible laws of life, through careful observation! Whenever I got through them, they sound so true!!The thing is, you see all this if you find a chance to just look around and observe

My Motto:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Papa's Variation:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

College Administrative Officer's Law:
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

The Student Principle:
In a hierarchy, every student tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Work is accomplished by those students who have not reached their level of incompetence.

Chip’s "christudas" Law:
Those who can,do. Those who cannot, teach

My Extrapolation to Chip's law:
Those who cannot teach, become consultants.

Bucky’s theory:
Everbody lies; but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

Kavita’s Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Fattoo's Law:
The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.

My Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Dad’s Law:
Great discoveries are made by mistake, I'm his biggest one!!

Mom's law:
A good listener is usually thinking about something else!!

I love Mom's law...everyone should use that one..works in all possible situations..Mind that you punctuate the conversation with generous doses of Ahh's , Mhhhmmm's and Right's !!!
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