Ok...So lemme paint you a little picture...

Act 1 Scene 1 :

How many times does your family tell you, despite you looking like a complete bloated bean bag "Oh my God!! Does no one ever feed you???" whereas, in the back of their brain, it goes "look how fat the boy has gotten, he 's now gonna eat up the whole house.Mannu, hide the chocolates ok!!!!!!"

:V ... grr..WTF????

Act II Scene 1 :

At college, everyone calls you a "whale" or a "hippo" cos ur waistline is nothing compared to a normal byte, and of course, the ultimate nail on the coffin comes when every chick in college wants to be your best friend or God forbid, worse...Ur sister.

Grr..the STORY OF MY LIFE...until now...

NIRVANA - Without even thinking, i serendipitiously got on my scales.Normally, i hate weighing myself, cos the scale never tips over 88. To be fair, the last time I checked, was a year and a half ago.It seemed like the damn thing was magnetically polarised to show 90 +.


Somehow today fate decided to change its way, and the needle magically pointed to 76.







HOLY SHIT.....Im losing weight...all i gotta do is reduce my friggin chest and get on weight training, and by God, I ll have a booty that ll shake off ur sooty duty LMAO..

So long story short...while all u guys go to FAT camp, Imma go to my zone..the PHAT camp .. :)

OH and for those who dont know...PHAT is short for Pretty Hot and Tempting... :O O)

IN UR FACE....all the peepos who laughed at me...Syd the kid is on the highway to Thinsville.....MWAHHHHHHH :O ... I'm off to go play with my DJ set muahaahahha...